Make Money From Swine Flu

We are still bombarded with Swine Flu news. And while we are at the Swine Flu topics, why not think of ways to make money from the Swine Flu. We are not belittling the swine flu victims or making more fun at the pigs, we just wanted to make more money. It may sound like a stupid ideas of making money but read further and see if you think it is creative ways of making quick cash. Simple ways to make money off of the hysteria, hype and horror of our current Swine Flu outbreak:

Make Money From Swine Flu #1 - Swine Flu T-shirts

T-Shirt design has been quite boring and everyone is in full fear mode about the Swine Flu virus. Why not break the gloom. Design funny captions or graphics related to the Swine Flu. Print out something irregular. It can became a niche product. But you better hurry because these Swine Flu will slowly die down. Check Zazzle for quick T-Shirts designing.

Make Money From Swine Flu #2 - Selling Alternative Foods For Pork Lovers

If people mind now, pork = death. People are scared to eat pork right now. There is an unfounded belief that if you eat a tainted piece of bacon or a pestilent pork rind, you will immediately keel over and become riddled with flu symptoms and eventually turn into a pig and then die. Take advantage of the situation and make money out of people's fear. Sell desease-free pork from clean farm. Sell organic pork, if there is. Sell vegetarian foods to those pork lovers who cannot get a clean supply of the meat.

Make Money From Swine Flu #3 - Designer Face Masks

You have seen pictures and photos of men, women and children wearing dull looking face masks. And I've seen designer baby diapers. So why not introduce a designer face masks. With new face masks from Louis Vuitton, Calvin Klein and Osh Kosh B’Gosh, you’ll be able to stand out from the crowd. You can even put Manchester United logo on that face mask. Yeah, glory ManU. Just because there’s a pandemic going on doesn’t mean we have to let ourselves go.

Make Money From Swine Flu #4 - Swine Drugs

With a new pandemic comes new opportunities for preventative drugs like anti-flu. Don't be surprise if there new products hitting the shelves fast. So get hold of those drugs maker and sell brand name to them, like:
* SwineBuster
* SwineBorne
* SwineAway
* SwinFlu
* Swinadol
* Swingra
* Swinprin
* Swinprocal

Oh, and if by some chance you actually have Swine Flu, just get a few hits of antiviral drugs like Tamiflu or Relenza from your doctor and you should be fine.